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Walter's on the toilet seat,
Do-da, do-dah!
Walter's watching porn again,
Do-dah, do-dah!
He don't give a shit no more,
Oh, daaaaaaa, dooooo dahhhh day!
Walter's on the toilet seat,
Do-da, do-dah!
Phone's been going three hours straight,
Do-dah, do-dah!
His ego is outside the bathroom door,
Oh, daaaaaaa, dooooo dahhhh day!
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