Instructions for Using the Office Kitchen

Step 1: Check if your mug is in the sink.

It is in the sink.

It is always in the sink.

You did not put it there.

Step 2: Check the microwave.

Someone has heated fish.

Do not ask who heated the fish.

You will never find out.

Step 3: There is no coffee.

There was coffee fifteen minutes ago.

You were in a meeting.

This is your fault.

Step 4: Refill the coffee.

Leave before it finishes

because someone is coming.

You can sense it.

Step 5: Return to your desk.

Eat lunch at your desk.

Dream of a kitchen that is clean.

This is the office. This is your life.

Thanks for using the kitchen.