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J. Willoughby
Poet · PottyPoet Author
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Poetry by J. Willoughby
Ode to the Spinning Loading Circle
J. Willoughby Humor
🚽 Quick Break • 48s
O noble ring of broken hope, you spin and spin but never cope with loading what I need to see.
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Ballad of the Empty Toilet Paper Roll
J. Willoughby Toilet Humor
🚽 Quick Break • 55s
There it sits upon its throne, that cardboard tube, alone, alone, an empty promise, silent shame.
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Ode to the Toilet Paper Roll (Left Empty)
J. Willoughby Toilet Humor
🚽 Quick Break • 55s
O empty cardboard cylinder, husk of a thousand promises, you hang there on the silver spindle like a tiny monument to someone else's indifference.
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Ode to the Reply-All Email
J. Willoughby Humor
🚽 Quick Break • 52s
O mighty Reply-All, / wreaker of inboxes, / killer of productivity
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Ode to the 5 Minute Snooze
J. Willoughby Humor
🚽 Quick Break • 35s
O blessed interval! O nine pressed again!
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Morning Throne
J. Willoughby Free Verse
🚽 Lightning Read • 28s
Before the world begins its noise, before the inbox floods...
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